The tireless workers at Johnnie Walker: The Blog! have stumbled upon the first draft of Christie Blatchford’s now-infamous “Toronto: City of Sissies” piece for the National Post. In the interest of journalistic something-or-other, we now present it to you, gentle reader, unedited and uncensored:
Well hello, Toronto! It’s me, Christie Blatchford! And do you know what makes me puke? Do you know what makes the bile rise up into my throat and gives me the cold sweats? Children hugging, Toronto. Barf-city, am I right? So imagine my shock and horror when I, Christie Blatchford, was walking my dog or something and happened to actually see with my own ancient eyes children hugging in the middle of fucking Rosedale! Egads, has it truly come to this?
So, who is to blame for this appalling display of camaraderie between pre-teens? Dalton McGuinty? Possibly. The liberal media? You’re getting warmer. Fags? Bingo!