A Valentine's Conundrum: Page One
That’s right, folks! It’s a whole new stupid X-Men comic! Just like you didn’t ask for! This one is a collaboration, if you can handle it. I wrote it, and my good friend Phil Isard drew it. You will note that he draws the X-Mansion in a way reminiscent to how it appears in the comic, rather than just drawing Casa Loma (cause they filmed the first movie there! Don’t you...
"Torturing you is so boring to me."
Here is a review I wrote of that really lame Addams Family musical. Um, enjoy.
Sexiest Man Alive?
Oh really, People Magazine? Oh really?
So, here's a thing you could go to...
Come to this. I’ll give you a cupcake.
Let's Talk About Mare Winningham, Shall We?
John Hughes made some great movies. The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off are phenomenal. Pretty in Pink is totally solid. Even Sixteen Candles and Weird Science have their moments, if you’re willing to look past the racism and general misogyny. But did you know that John Hughes didn’t make the movie St. Elmo’s Fire? Despite it’s super John Hughes-y cast?...
Fuck You, Storm! The Complete Epic
OK, wanna read the whole thing all-together-now? Here ya go!
Fuck You, Storm! Back Cover
LEAVE ZOOEY ALONE!
Do you have an opinion about this woman? I bet you do, Internet! I bet you do. So, I’m gonna start by saying that I have only seen the first episode of The New Girl, and that it neither wowed nor disgusted me. It seemed blandly entertaining, and I like seeing Deputy Leo from Veronica Mars with his shirt off, even if the idea of someone exposing themselves during a roommate interview is...
Fuck You, Storm! Page 15
This is almost it, folks! I’ve still got a back-cover left, and once I do that, I’ll string em all together in an easier-to-view format. Cause I’m very nice like that. Aren’t I nice to you? What game do you think they are playing? PaRappa the Rapper? Banjo Kazooie? The Ocarina of Time?
Fuck You, Storm! Page 14
We’re almost at the end, folks! Isn’t that a relief? How much further could this concept possibly go? Another pressing question: do the X-Men have dental coverage? Is Charles ponying up for that? Or does he figure that they die and come back to life often enough that it’s a sorta unnecessary expense? Like, why shell out for fillings when death and resurrection will probably...